DaVinci Code - review

Before i start, i want to state that i extremely loathe yuppies/teens. I can't believe i went thru that period of my life. The sight of them makes me sick to the inner core of my stomach. So happens its school holiday this week, oh the fucking horror. Every where i turn, every i see, fucking kids around. Aarghhhh~!! WTF~!! I hate long queues~!! Every single species of them spawned out at every corner, lala-chai's/mui's, spoilt rich kids, and fucking emo kids. I fucking DESPISE emo kids~!! WTF~!! Go watch X-Men 3 lar, diu, don't waste valuable space for matured, smart-thinking individual like me.

Moving on, this movie requires a brain to watch. Unlike Doom. I like how they begin the movie with Professor Langdon giving a lecture about history of various symbols, how the majority of the class intepret wrongly of each symbols. Like when he shows the symbol of the devil's pitchfork, and the camera pulls back and shows it to be a piece of one of the Greek God's Trident. After that, I was literally in the movie then. Very intrigue by how they solve the puzzles which led to another one. Mystery after every mystery, no cheap explosion, no over the edge visual effects is needed to create tension and suspense towards finding out the true mystery of the whereabout of the Holy Grail.

Not one of Tom Hank's best movie. Average acting if compared with his other works. But newcomer, Audrey Tautou as Sophie Neveu was significantly delicious. Gosh how i wish to be able to lick and fuc.... anyway, to cut it short, she was freaking hot. Especially with the french accent. Small and petite, my type. She's cute too, when she jokingly try to walk on water. Got me giggling like a fifteen year old boy. Jean Reno was as his usual cop/agent/police/some fucking authority role, which never grows old. But he was outshone by Paul Bettany, the cool looking, ass-kicking, nun-killing, trigger happy, S&M albino monk, Silas. C'mon, even his name sound so damn cooooool. Silas Yong anyone, yes? no? fuck you guys man. I actually cared about this character even though he kills people. You can feel deep sympathy for him when his being misused by Dr.Octopus (dunno wtf is his name, dun care). His misguided rather than psychotic.

The ending was an OK, would be better if people who had read the book didn't spoil it for me. FUCK you, you know who you are, hope you guys burn in hell. Which bring me to a conclusion, Don't read books, eventually there will be a movie made after it. Does the movie get boring and long-winded? Ofcourse it does. Anything that had to do with history and religion gets none of my attention. And the movie drags on even when the mystery had already been solved. Thats the only negative side of the movie, other than that, I say its a very good movie. Recommended.

And NO, i'm still not reading that bloody book.

NaRz's Holiday Resolution

Rob old ladies of their 'funeral fund' to buy Sony Ericsson W810i. 'Nuff said.

'Kau' some gals to go watch X-Men, The Da Vinci Code and MI3 with me. Interested applicants can send a nude photo of themselves to hornybucket@shit.com.

Choose my Final Year Project (FYP) title. I hope they have one about 'monostable vibrator' so I can make one and test it out on some 'test subjects'.

Sit by the phone everyday and hope that some fucked up company will call and hire me for industrial training. Note to said companies: salary - >RM1000, working hours - 1pm-5pm, dress code - ONLY underwear (especially the ladies).

Shebby's MyTeam to rape our national football team's ass. Final score prediction, 6-0. Match prediction, national team players will start making flying tackles as a result of being 4-0 down, a brawl will start (which will be the highlight of the match) and 2 national team players will be sent off. Credits to Million Too for the prediction.

DaVinci Code (not the review)

Yesh, after a long period in hiatus, i'm back. Exams, same crappy fucking excuse everybody gives, but my excuse it that i got my dick stuck in my zipper while masturbating, can? Doesn't it sounds more refreshing and new. Well now that our normal civillian lives are back( yes, we do go into our"superhero" mode during exams.), i can get back to what is truly more meaningfull in life, MOVIES. I miss the opening of DaVinci code, thus this is gonna be my fucking revenge. By the power of god, if everything is right i can watch that movie and be done with the review. Tata.

.
.
.
.
.
.

You guys think that's gonna be it, huh?Fuck no. Ofcourse im gonna start bitching unrelevant stuff. 1st of all, well, there are alot of bad reviews for that movie. So, why bother watching? Simple, got caught up by the hype of it. Like herds of little sheep being lead to the butcher shop.
I just wan to see whats the fuss izit about, haven't read the book though(not planning to anyways). So my review will based entirely from the movie, fuck the book, fuck Dan Brown. 2nd of all, while i'm at it, fuck you guys in the Vatican. What the hell are you pricks so mad about? You have to opposed everything, don'tcha? Pity those country which they banned it, especially to those which they censored the ending of the story. I mean what in-fucking-god's-name is that suppose to do any good? Its like bonking a smokin' hot blonde and just when you about to reach orgasm, she got off and left. Its just a fictional book, FICTION, get it. A made-up story. I think every copyrighted item should come with this small print:

its already on my phone and desktop, just incase

Besides whats there to argue about? The world will be a better place without religion. That's what im sticking to. More people died in the name of god than anything else, think about it, i heard this phrase from a comedian, yes, a comedian. Even a funny man could make more sense then any priest/monk/etc.

Greetings from Kuantan.

Top 10 reasons your university is fucked up

1) Students needing to meet with their academic advisor to register course but still cannot even after meeting them because they never bother to key in the details.

2) You went to see your lecturer/tutor at 9:30am but the entire floor is empty. Last time I checked, office hours are 9am-5pm.

3) Your lecturer asks you to hand in the assignment to him personally early in the morning but doesn't show up at all even after a few hours later.

4) Your lecturer is not in his room 90% of the time

5) Your lecturer smokes before and after class, without fail.

6) Your lecturer tells you not to trust his lecture sessions entirely because he might 'chui sui' (talk crap).

7) Your lecturer ends class 10 minutes early because students needs 10 minutes to walk to the next class.... according to him. Lecturer=Snake? Student=Snail?

8) Your lecturer talks to the computer while giving lectures.

9) Your lecturer proclaims that he's the top 5 lecturer in the university and it doesn't matter if you hate him because God likes him.

10) Your university appears in Jeff Ooi's blog for the wrong reasons. Here and here.