Second shit in the bucket

wazzup guys, this is narz. if you frequent blueserver, you'll probably recognize this nick of mine. however....... i am not a DOTA freak at all. a friend mine is always using my account to play DOTA. therefore, if the narz in blueserver offended you guys, it's not me. this blog was created to review stuffs, be it food, music, books, movies, etc. anything that we find interesting. for my first review, i shall talk about DOTA. it's not much of a review, more like letting non-blueserver people know what's it like playing DOTA online. if you're reading this and have no idea what DOTA is, good, you HAVE a life. let's start the show.....

through my own observation and stories from my friends, i know a thing or two about those freaks in blueserver. unfortunately, one of our contributors happen to be in the same category. i shall not mention any names here. my 2 cents...

- the blueserver is full of young kids. i estimate it to be about 60% below 15yrs old, 20% below 21yrs old, 10% below 25yrs old and 10% above 25yrs old.
- they have really really bad english. probably they are still trying to learn english or they are just plain stupid. as the popular phrase goes, "my england very bad wan"
- they like to swear. the most popular word is "cibai", short form being "cb". another famous phrase is "defend la cibai".
- when their hero dies, it's never their fault. it's always about other players. "mahai, why that fella standing there wan. come help ma. make me die only".
- noobs are certainly not allowed to play DOTA unless there's a game stated otherwise. a noob will always be showered with profanities. u might even learn a new word. a message to all those 'pros', YOU were a noob once too.
- the DOTA freaks have absolutely no life at all. they can brag all they want about getting godlike all the time but truth is, you are just another lame mofo.

i'm glad that i'm a noob in this game. for all u DOTA players out there, if you do any of the things mentioned, you have no life. just a disclaimer for this blog, it is intended to be a place where we fuck around with our reviews. if you feel offended, then fuck off.