BucketfullofShit Literature Lesson

Creation of Pussy

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design,

First was a butcher, smart with wit,
using a knife, he gave it a slit,

Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole,

Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
by using red velvet, he lined it within,

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without,

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
threw a fish and gave it a smell,

Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee,
touched it and blessed it and said it could pee,

Last came a sailor, dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt.


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