Game Addicts -.-

This is what I see from MMORPG addict's life

Group A: Game Addict (Single)

1) Addict reaches orgasm each time he/she levels up~~ - does not need to masturbate
2) Addict tells everyone that he/she's making hell lotsa money - virtual money can get him/her "FAME"
3) Addict will kill himself if his/her account got hacked or lost all his/her precious virtual items - good death
4) Addict does not need to take any meals - just needs potions!
5) Addict has big business plan to earn money - "I'll buy this at 200m & sell it off at 400m, then I'll earn 200m!"
6) Addict gets mad when his/her character got killed - shout in front of pc/bang keyboard & mouse/throw monitor
7) Addict pays RM to earn virtual money and claiming that he/she's rich - "Of course it worth! I just use RM10 to get 10millions! Come on count the digits!"
8a) Addict (Male) gets high when he sees sexy female characters especially with horny nicks - they masturbate when they see big boobs and mini skirts
8b) Addict (Female) falls in love when she sees male characters flirting with them/care them e.g. killing monsters for her/deliver potions/give virtual items
9) Addict uses high tech communication: private message/party chat/guild chat/teleport/broadcast/etc - they won't pick up our phone because they don't recognize our form of communication
10) Addict has professional job: mage/warrior/archer/healer/rogue/swordsman/etc - All jobs are similar, sit in front of pc, spamming keyboard and mouse

Group B: Game Addict - Couple (Both addicts)

1) They have dates in games
2) Virtual items are form of gifts
3) They married in game as if they did it in real life
4) They cover each other when leveling
5) Their topic is all about the game and nothing else
6) Their currency is Gold/Cash/etc (Game currency)
7) They fantasized each other characters
8) They quarrel because of the game - use wrong skill/buy wrong item/flirt with opposite characters/caused each either to death/etc
9) They make love because of the game - after married in game
10) They broke up because of the game - pissed with each other in game/having another “game relationship”
11) Their life is just about the game

Group C: Game Addict - Couple (Non addict + addict)

1) Non addict follows addict to cybercafe surf net/msn while addict plays his game
2) Non addict has no choice to learn the game to get into addict's world
3) They quarrel because of the game - addict feels annoyed, lazy to entertain/non addict feels frustrated, hopeless, sad /both gets angry with each other
4) Non addict being neglected because of the game
5) No meet ups, perhaps one lunch/dinner per week with 99% games conversation
6) Non addict believes addict will be back on Earth someday
7) Addict promises to come back Earth when he/she reaches certain level but that level gets higher each time
8) They make love because of the game - server down/maintenance/or no electricity
9) They broke up because of the game - being ignored/feel annoyed/no topic/fights/quarrels/etc
10) Their life is about the game - everyday complain bout the game/not much time staying together/being ignored/etc
11) Addict forgot his/her real life anniversary but remember time/date for his marriage in game

Are you a game addict? Answer in this way [Yes or No/Game/Group/#/Comment]

Mich: Yes / RAN Online / More to Group C T_T / #A1, #B1, #B5, All in C except #C1(Streamyx la duh)
Comment: I wanna burn down all Game companies! Especially E-Games coz this goddamn low quality game is giving me problems!! ArGh! Who should I blame? He? Or the game? *SoBz*

***From mich to bucketfullofshit member: Wahaha, U guyz must be shocked seeing this post neh. I write this in office -__- Nothing better to do. Wonder why i write this? See too much addicts in game and I tulan them LoL!! (Tulan myself) Miss c3-9-12 a lotz! Esp. Maggi Mee/ Maggi Cup kaka^^ Will write again if I have something new to tulan about
When wanna GO makan minum? ^_^ Don't forget call me wor, not in MMU plz 10Q ^^