DaVinci Code (not the review)

Yesh, after a long period in hiatus, i'm back. Exams, same crappy fucking excuse everybody gives, but my excuse it that i got my dick stuck in my zipper while masturbating, can? Doesn't it sounds more refreshing and new. Well now that our normal civillian lives are back( yes, we do go into our"superhero" mode during exams.), i can get back to what is truly more meaningfull in life, MOVIES. I miss the opening of DaVinci code, thus this is gonna be my fucking revenge. By the power of god, if everything is right i can watch that movie and be done with the review. Tata.

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You guys think that's gonna be it, huh?Fuck no. Ofcourse im gonna start bitching unrelevant stuff. 1st of all, well, there are alot of bad reviews for that movie. So, why bother watching? Simple, got caught up by the hype of it. Like herds of little sheep being lead to the butcher shop.
I just wan to see whats the fuss izit about, haven't read the book though(not planning to anyways). So my review will based entirely from the movie, fuck the book, fuck Dan Brown. 2nd of all, while i'm at it, fuck you guys in the Vatican. What the hell are you pricks so mad about? You have to opposed everything, don'tcha? Pity those country which they banned it, especially to those which they censored the ending of the story. I mean what in-fucking-god's-name is that suppose to do any good? Its like bonking a smokin' hot blonde and just when you about to reach orgasm, she got off and left. Its just a fictional book, FICTION, get it. A made-up story. I think every copyrighted item should come with this small print:

its already on my phone and desktop, just incase

Besides whats there to argue about? The world will be a better place without religion. That's what im sticking to. More people died in the name of god than anything else, think about it, i heard this phrase from a comedian, yes, a comedian. Even a funny man could make more sense then any priest/monk/etc.