Top 10 reasons your university is fucked up

1) Students needing to meet with their academic advisor to register course but still cannot even after meeting them because they never bother to key in the details.

2) You went to see your lecturer/tutor at 9:30am but the entire floor is empty. Last time I checked, office hours are 9am-5pm.

3) Your lecturer asks you to hand in the assignment to him personally early in the morning but doesn't show up at all even after a few hours later.

4) Your lecturer is not in his room 90% of the time

5) Your lecturer smokes before and after class, without fail.

6) Your lecturer tells you not to trust his lecture sessions entirely because he might 'chui sui' (talk crap).

7) Your lecturer ends class 10 minutes early because students needs 10 minutes to walk to the next class.... according to him. Lecturer=Snake? Student=Snail?

8) Your lecturer talks to the computer while giving lectures.

9) Your lecturer proclaims that he's the top 5 lecturer in the university and it doesn't matter if you hate him because God likes him.

10) Your university appears in Jeff Ooi's blog for the wrong reasons. Here and here.