NaRz's Holiday Resolution

Rob old ladies of their 'funeral fund' to buy Sony Ericsson W810i. 'Nuff said.

'Kau' some gals to go watch X-Men, The Da Vinci Code and MI3 with me. Interested applicants can send a nude photo of themselves to hornybucket@shit.com.

Choose my Final Year Project (FYP) title. I hope they have one about 'monostable vibrator' so I can make one and test it out on some 'test subjects'.

Sit by the phone everyday and hope that some fucked up company will call and hire me for industrial training. Note to said companies: salary - >RM1000, working hours - 1pm-5pm, dress code - ONLY underwear (especially the ladies).

Shebby's MyTeam to rape our national football team's ass. Final score prediction, 6-0. Match prediction, national team players will start making flying tackles as a result of being 4-0 down, a brawl will start (which will be the highlight of the match) and 2 national team players will be sent off. Credits to Million Too for the prediction.