Conspiracy theory 101

Mid-term test is around the corner. And as usual when im under pressure, i'll be very paranoid. It's in the genes, took it from grandpa. Then i begun to think. Something unusual is happening in Faculty of Enginnering (FOE), something strange. No, not the extremely dark hallways during the night. No, not the ghostly whispers in the fire escape stairways. And No, not the mysterious "tandas rosak" situated on one of the floors(which by the way is forever rosak). It's something more menacing. Something weird. *queue x-files theme song*

Do you notice that alot of our lecturer had surname begining with "ch-". Even our dean , Prof. Chua, begins with a "ch". Doesn't it sound suspicious to you? Do you think there's a conspiracy going on? What does this all means?? Is there something hiding behind those smartly dressed engineer? Perhaps is one of the Prof's evil plan to take over the world( ala Pinky and the Brain )? Or maybe developing a new kind of hybrid-super-drones for the military, by combining different kind of genetic dna from every single "ch-" lecturer. Possible? Yes? No? Are you freaked out by now? I'm guessing not

But come to think about it, i find that most of those lecturers that i wish to choke to death with my belt had surname beginning with "ch-". There's Dr. Chooi, that walking nerd who have more grandmother's story than, well, my grandmother. Dr. Chai, the biggest(literally) babboon with a mindset similar(or less then) a giggling 11 year old school girl. And also the local version of the entire cast of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy", the dean himself, Prof Chua. Does this proof that FOE hired them just by their surname?

Then what about the non-"ch" lecturers? Maybe they are the more capable ones. Maybe most of them are hired based on real qualification. Take Mr. Wong for example. I like his style of teaching, uses reward schemes(not scams) to get us learning. Not only teaching, some are just soooo kyooOOooottt~~~, eg. Dr Tan. She's like a little ipod nano which you can carry it around in your pocket. There's Mr. Shabiul(allegedly stated that god likes him), the toughest S.O.B that ever walked on the face of the earth. Are my assumptions totally plausible? Well with the exception of Mr. Siew, the chronic chain-smoker. His one smelly muthafucka. Kinda made you start thinking too, huh?

Not dis-respecting those with "ch-" surnames, especially narz