DaVinci Code - review

Before i start, i want to state that i extremely loathe yuppies/teens. I can't believe i went thru that period of my life. The sight of them makes me sick to the inner core of my stomach. So happens its school holiday this week, oh the fucking horror. Every where i turn, every i see, fucking kids around. Aarghhhh~!! WTF~!! I hate long queues~!! Every single species of them spawned out at every corner, lala-chai's/mui's, spoilt rich kids, and fucking emo kids. I fucking DESPISE emo kids~!! WTF~!! Go watch X-Men 3 lar, diu, don't waste valuable space for matured, smart-thinking individual like me.

Moving on, this movie requires a brain to watch. Unlike Doom. I like how they begin the movie with Professor Langdon giving a lecture about history of various symbols, how the majority of the class intepret wrongly of each symbols. Like when he shows the symbol of the devil's pitchfork, and the camera pulls back and shows it to be a piece of one of the Greek God's Trident. After that, I was literally in the movie then. Very intrigue by how they solve the puzzles which led to another one. Mystery after every mystery, no cheap explosion, no over the edge visual effects is needed to create tension and suspense towards finding out the true mystery of the whereabout of the Holy Grail.

Not one of Tom Hank's best movie. Average acting if compared with his other works. But newcomer, Audrey Tautou as Sophie Neveu was significantly delicious. Gosh how i wish to be able to lick and fuc.... anyway, to cut it short, she was freaking hot. Especially with the french accent. Small and petite, my type. She's cute too, when she jokingly try to walk on water. Got me giggling like a fifteen year old boy. Jean Reno was as his usual cop/agent/police/some fucking authority role, which never grows old. But he was outshone by Paul Bettany, the cool looking, ass-kicking, nun-killing, trigger happy, S&M albino monk, Silas. C'mon, even his name sound so damn cooooool. Silas Yong anyone, yes? no? fuck you guys man. I actually cared about this character even though he kills people. You can feel deep sympathy for him when his being misused by Dr.Octopus (dunno wtf is his name, dun care). His misguided rather than psychotic.

The ending was an OK, would be better if people who had read the book didn't spoil it for me. FUCK you, you know who you are, hope you guys burn in hell. Which bring me to a conclusion, Don't read books, eventually there will be a movie made after it. Does the movie get boring and long-winded? Ofcourse it does. Anything that had to do with history and religion gets none of my attention. And the movie drags on even when the mystery had already been solved. Thats the only negative side of the movie, other than that, I say its a very good movie. Recommended.

And NO, i'm still not reading that bloody book.