Owning, kali kedua.

Just when i thought i was at the right place and at the right time for this classic picture, something like this came along. It's a lil'bit gross for all you pussies with weak stomach.



I won't explain what happen, lets just say we leave it to narz to verify the situation.

World Cup Germany 2006

World Cup fever is here boys and gals! Here are my thoughts on this years' teams. Oh yeah, I support Argentina. Go Messi!!! *drolls*~~

Germany - They are the host nation, they can fuck anybody, anyway they want.

Poland - Even two of Germany's most prolific striker (both Polish born) are not playing for them.

Costa Rica - Paolo Wanchope, has been. The team, never been. Then again, Wanchope was a never been in the first place.

Ecuador - Nothing to say about them...

England - If Rooney plays, they play like the Malaysian team. Without him, they play like SMK Kampung Boyz team. Not that there's much difference between the teams.

Trinidad & Tobago - What can you possibly do when Dwight Yorke a certain player in the team fucks Jordan and has a 'special'child with her.

Paraguay - Paragliding out of the World Cup?

Sweden - Probably just slightly better than England. "You got Rooney, we got Ibrahimovic."

Argentina - The strongest team in the World Cup. They don't even need wonderkids like Messi to win games. Who wants to be the next team to receive a 6-0 spanking?

Serbia & Montenegro - This will be the first and last World Cup outing for the boys as the former Yugoslavia will split as a contry in the near future. No more S&M in a year's time. Sorry boys, your're here to make up the numbers.

Ivory Coast - With players playing for Arsenal and Chelsea, they have no chance in hell!

Holland - Their tactics? Pass the ball to Robben and pray that he doesn't dive on the way to goal.

Mexico - The salsa power will help them through the first round. That's all!! What do you expect from salsa? Like spinach to Popeye?

Angola - Your are better off crawling back to your former master, Portugal.

Iran - Haven't seen them play but I wonder if they wear long pants and long sleeves.. Hmmm....

Portugal - Might have a good chance if Ronaldo doesn't show off his Joga Bonito skills.

Italy - Camaronesi probably regrets not playing for Argentina but then again, Italy is not a bad choice.

United States - I hope they don't start picking up the ball, do a 'hit and run' on defenders and sprint towards the goal for touch down.

Ghana - Another Chelsea player in the team who happens to shoot blanks (not only on field *winks*).

Czech Republic - Keep on trying guys, you will always be a good team that goes nowhere in competitions.

Brazil - Fat striker? Short left back? BUgs bunny midfielder? Granpa right back? What a strange team but no chance against the normal looking Argentines.

Australia - Why don't you pack up early and go back down under....

Croatia - I must say, your jersey is quite nice for chess but football?

Japan - I bet the players watch homemade AV 24/7 in their hotel rooms.

France - What do you get when you put the world's best striker, nearly bald midfielder, and a bald AND short keeper? Another first round elimination withour scoring a goal!

South Korea - With France as group mates, you are sure to advance.

Switzerland - Famous for Marina Hingis, Roger Federer, Swatch, banks. Notice that football was not mentioned.

Togo - A lot of people have been asking me this, "Where is Togo?" My answer, "somewhere in Africa."

Spain - If they can get 4 past Ukraine, how about Tunisia and Saudi? 6? 8?

Tunisia - Honestly, do I look like I care about them?

Ukraine - Even Chelsea's new locker room gigolo striker cannot elevate the team's status to World Cup contenders.

Saudi Arabia - *refer to Iran*

Communicating(the old school way)

Communication had been a very important aspect in our everyday life. With the advancement of modern technology, it changes our ways of communicating with each other. From telephone lines to the internet, satellites to 3G, video-conferencing to cyber sex. As an engineer (future engineer......hopefully.....pray 2 god), i understand the importance of communications for the betterment of humankind. But i want to bring you back to the oldest but most efficient method of communicating. This long forgotten method is still being used now, even in the midst of all this advance technologies.

The Common 3rd Finger.

- with a closed fist, extend the middle finger out.
- use to send messages such as : "Fuck you"or"Fuck off"or"Lick my balls, you donkey-raping-shit-eater"
- use to show aggression, authority, drunk, warning, attitude, very drunk, etc.

~what it looks like on the receiving end, also means that you're an asshole to somebody~

The 3rd Finger with Extended Thumb.

- almost the same as its counterpart above, the only difference is with the thumb extended out with the middle finger.
- this gives an illusion that your message is much bigger and clearer to the receiver.
- the receiver could receive it even if he/she is 100m away.
- widely used while operating on a automobile, especially when the horn is broken.

The Inverted 3rd Finger.

- introduced much later compared to the both.
-same as the rest, but this time the thumb is slotted in between the index and middle finger.
-used by people who wants to break away from the traditional 3rd finger.
-common amongst the younger generation because it potrays sophistication and individuality.

The Two-handed 3rd Finger.

- from the diagram(not a good one, apologies), clearly shown the use of the other hand.
-mostly aided with audio, which is the sound of the slapping made from hitting the back of the 3rd fingered hand.
-used when the sender feels ultimately provoked.
-gives an advantage when showing it to blind people because of the audio aid.(but seriously don't do it to blind people, you'll go to hell)

This are the very few of this ever so popular method of communicating. With so many raw and talented people everywhere, many variations of it has already been created. Like the Italians "whathefuck" sign which had been popularized quite recently in movies, sitcoms and the Serie A. Therefore sometimes the old is always the way to go. So what are the pro's and con's of this method?
Advantages:
-inexpensive and effective.
-simple and easy to be implemented.
-no latency.
-no interference.
Disadvantages:
-crude and old.
-might get your ass kicked.
-not suitable to be used on parents/in-laws/lecturers/deans/authority figures/ah longs/triads/20ft great white shark/anything that might get you killed.

The Dummies Guide To Metal

Both the most active contributors of this shitty blog are big fans of music, metal to be exact. However, this genre of music is not well known to most people. They think that it's all about noise and endless screaming. Some will go as far as labelling ALL metal to be satanic. Fear not people, I present to you a short description of all the sub-genre in metal:

HEAVY METAL
The protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess.

POWER METAL
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.

THRASH METAL
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.

FOLK METAL
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing acordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave...without the princess.

VIKING METAL
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.

DEATH METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.

BLACK METAL
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.

GORE METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her.Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.

GRIND METAL
The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves...

DOOM METAL
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story.

GOTHIC METAL
The princess in a velvet costume starts singing soprano. The protagonist completes the duett by adding the beast part, while the dragon plays the flute. Suddenly he swallows up the pipe and accidently scorches the beauty and the beast and suffocates to death. All their souls are damned in hell's eternity.

PROGRESSIVE METAL
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the HEAVY METAL protagonist.

INDUSTRIAL METAL
The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes anobscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.

SPEED METAL
Suddenly there, short solo, dragon is confused, someones screaming weird stuff, princess realizes she's been deflowered, dragon and princess are
still looking for the one who did this.

CHRISTIAN METAL
The protagonist rides in on his way home from church and sings a mushy power ballad to the dragon about how much Jesus loves him and that the dragon should turn to Him. The Dragon is immediately converted, and when the princess wants to 'thank' the protagonist he replies, "sorry, but I don't believe in having sex before marriage."

GLAM METAL
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color.

BATTLE METAL
The protagonist arrives with a legion of a hundred brave footman, war chariots and a dozen elite warriors and, as a master tactician, flanks the dragon in a bloody siege that lasts six hours. The princess gets bored.

NU METAL
The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.

EMO
The protagonist sees the dragon and moans about how hard it will be to get the princess to fall in love with him, he gets eaten. The princess is very happy, because he was a whiny fag anyway.


*article illegally copied from Roadrunner Records