Bucket Full Of Shit

A place for shits to call home

Thursday, August 31, 2006

49th National Day.

It's been 49 years already, 22 years since i've been here.

Forget about the political problems,
Forget about the scandals and racism,
Forget about the 13th May Tragedy,
Forget about the corrupted police force,
Forget about our poor local football quality,
Forget about the over publicity of Siti and Mawi,
Forget about the Miri Girl Fight Club,
Forget about the ridiculous yet hypnotizing i-Gallop ad,
Forget about all the ahbengs, lala's and lolita's gathering aroung Sg.Wang,

It's my country, it's a place where i can call home,
Happy Birthday Malaysia.


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~Kami anak Malaysia.~

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Freedom.

I do have a heart you know. After much consideration, we decided to let the poor fella go. His condition has not much improved and we, at BucketFullofShit, grew a close bond towards AhJoo. So its painfull for us to let him go after all those wonderfull time we spent together*sniff*.... and also perhaps his makeshift home stinks like a blardy morgue *yuck!*. I didn't know rotting beatle carcass can smell that bad. It breaks my heart even more when we set him free.......knowing that i won't have the chance to behead and crush him to death. Under the cool evening midst of Cyberjaya, he flew away, towards the dissapearing black silent night, towards an uncertain future that lies ahead of him. So long AhJoo, so long my dear friend..........................
~stupid motherfucker better not come back, if not habis lar dia~



Fuck~!! I hate happy ending, crap @#$#$%^&*$% .

Saturday, August 19, 2006

Hungry Ghost Festival.

Just a sidetrack away from all this attention on that damn bug. We still need to write some decent post, well, once in awhile. So enough of Ah Joo, we'll get back to him later. As we all know, its the month of The Hungry Ghost Festival or to me its Ozzfest or Hellfest(metal heads will know wad im talking bout).

This festival that falls on the 7th month of the lunar New Year is celebrated mainly in China and other countries like Singapore & Malaysia. It is believed by the Chinese that during this month, the gates of hell are opened to free the hungry ghosts who then wander to seek food on Earth. Some even think that the ghosts would seek revenge on those who had wronged them in their lives. The reason why the Chinese celebrate this festival is to remember their dead family members and pay tribute to them. They also feel that offering food to the deceased appeases them and wards off bad luck. This year however, its happening TWICE, due to the double seventh month occurs because the lunar calendar assigns an extra month every three years to balance the lunar and solar cycle. This year, the Ghost Month runs from July 25 to August 23, with the leap seventh month stretching from August 24 to September 21.

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Rows and rows of cars and kapchai for the dead

The brave and talented amateur journalist, +1, was sent to Selayang to take some photo's of this celebration. He hates this crap anyway, which is why i'm the one writing it.... and i'm loving it. What better way to spend my "busy" weekends rubbing shoulders with dead souls, sharing a few drinks with drunken ghouls and small chats with the ju-on boy. Our naive and innocent +1, armed with his ....ahem... Sony Ericsson K750i, braved thru this assignment like a renegade soldier. But he was took back by a sight which scared him for the rest of his life. A sight of 2 pigs and a goat.


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See... we're not the only one, NOW you can call animal rights

+1 is now sleeping in a fetal position in his dark room crying himself to sleep. That will do +1, that will do. You've did good. Well he still managed to take more pictures during that night.


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Rows and rows of roasted pigs


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Paper boat to please them....You jump, I jump, remember?


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Finale, Burn!!.....don't be alarmed, that woman is a real person, i hope.

~I can hear sounds of yawning and crickets chirping already, goddamnit i promise we will get back to Ah Joo,k? So in the mean time keep your pants on.~

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Sacrifice.

I know i said i'm gonna give them 5 days. But some unpredictable event happened and time is running out too.....plus i love Ah Joo too much to kill him. Ah Joo is not doing well either, his body color begun to change to a brownish-green. Even some parts are turning transparent due to lack of food. So hopefully this sacrifice will please him. If not, we wish him the best of luck and wait for the next cockroach to crawl into our unfortunate home.

So the tribal council has spoken, Nerubian Assassin have to go!!!

But fair is fair, it is 1-1 to Ah Joo because of some "unnatural-intervention" to the Nerubian Assassin. Looking foward to next match.....if Ah Joo is still alive.





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Leftovers, anyone?

~Coincidently this is the 50th post, keep up the good work, guys. We are half way there.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Ah Joo, the killer mantis

Since we have a new pet in da house, it HAS to eat, right? so we decided to feed it with cockroach. poor ol' creature was lying in my bathroom when it was caught. put it together with Ah Joo, for the whole night and morning.

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Here's what happened between 9am till 4pm....

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As you can see, nothing much was left of the cockroach.... 1-0 to Ah Joo

We decided to award Ah Joo with a piece of leave for his new 'home'. Hope you like it!

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Finally, we are hoping to have another 'fight-to-the-death' with a present from our good friend, Stephanie. She donated a beetle for the cause.

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That's all for the latest update on Ah Joo. We will continue to provide you with exclusive coverage of the epic battle of Ah Joo vs beetle. Good night Malaysia.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

New pet on da house

While I was happily living my life in front of my computer, located at the 9th floor of Cyberia Condominium, suddenly there is this THING appears beside me on the window !!


With the help of Niviak, we manage to contain this Thing inside a tupperware.


Now, here comes the weird part. Have anyone witness a fucking praying mantis climbed all the way up to 9th floor in the middle of no where?
It is so unfortunate for it to meet up with this shitty bucket family, we've decided to keep it alive and torture to death, muahahaha~!!!

Here's a debut trick performed by this lil Thing here:


It is up for sale if any of u fellows out there wish to rescue this poor creature. It can be a nice pet tou, since it is a carnivorous insect, it might able to eat up the mosquetoes and bugs in ur room.

At the meanwhile, any name suggestion for this poor creature?
This is it, saying 'hi' to it's uncertain future ahead ...


edited by niviak: We decided to name it "ah joo"....

Monday, August 14, 2006

Game Addicts -.-

This is what I see from MMORPG addict's life

Group A: Game Addict (Single)

1) Addict reaches orgasm each time he/she levels up~~ - does not need to masturbate
2) Addict tells everyone that he/she's making hell lotsa money - virtual money can get him/her "FAME"
3) Addict will kill himself if his/her account got hacked or lost all his/her precious virtual items - good death
4) Addict does not need to take any meals - just needs potions!
5) Addict has big business plan to earn money - "I'll buy this at 200m & sell it off at 400m, then I'll earn 200m!"
6) Addict gets mad when his/her character got killed - shout in front of pc/bang keyboard & mouse/throw monitor
7) Addict pays RM to earn virtual money and claiming that he/she's rich - "Of course it worth! I just use RM10 to get 10millions! Come on count the digits!"
8a) Addict (Male) gets high when he sees sexy female characters especially with horny nicks - they masturbate when they see big boobs and mini skirts
8b) Addict (Female) falls in love when she sees male characters flirting with them/care them e.g. killing monsters for her/deliver potions/give virtual items
9) Addict uses high tech communication: private message/party chat/guild chat/teleport/broadcast/etc - they won't pick up our phone because they don't recognize our form of communication
10) Addict has professional job: mage/warrior/archer/healer/rogue/swordsman/etc - All jobs are similar, sit in front of pc, spamming keyboard and mouse

Group B: Game Addict - Couple (Both addicts)

1) They have dates in games
2) Virtual items are form of gifts
3) They married in game as if they did it in real life
4) They cover each other when leveling
5) Their topic is all about the game and nothing else
6) Their currency is Gold/Cash/etc (Game currency)
7) They fantasized each other characters
8) They quarrel because of the game - use wrong skill/buy wrong item/flirt with opposite characters/caused each either to death/etc
9) They make love because of the game - after married in game
10) They broke up because of the game - pissed with each other in game/having another “game relationship”
11) Their life is just about the game

Group C: Game Addict - Couple (Non addict + addict)

1) Non addict follows addict to cybercafe surf net/msn while addict plays his game
2) Non addict has no choice to learn the game to get into addict's world
3) They quarrel because of the game - addict feels annoyed, lazy to entertain/non addict feels frustrated, hopeless, sad /both gets angry with each other
4) Non addict being neglected because of the game
5) No meet ups, perhaps one lunch/dinner per week with 99% games conversation
6) Non addict believes addict will be back on Earth someday
7) Addict promises to come back Earth when he/she reaches certain level but that level gets higher each time
8) They make love because of the game - server down/maintenance/or no electricity
9) They broke up because of the game - being ignored/feel annoyed/no topic/fights/quarrels/etc
10) Their life is about the game - everyday complain bout the game/not much time staying together/being ignored/etc
11) Addict forgot his/her real life anniversary but remember time/date for his marriage in game

Are you a game addict? Answer in this way [Yes or No/Game/Group/#/Comment]

Mich: Yes / RAN Online / More to Group C T_T / #A1, #B1, #B5, All in C except #C1(Streamyx la duh)
Comment: I wanna burn down all Game companies! Especially E-Games coz this goddamn low quality game is giving me problems!! ArGh! Who should I blame? He? Or the game? *SoBz*

***From mich to bucketfullofshit member: Wahaha, U guyz must be shocked seeing this post neh. I write this in office -__- Nothing better to do. Wonder why i write this? See too much addicts in game and I tulan them LoL!! (Tulan myself) Miss c3-9-12 a lotz! Esp. Maggi Mee/ Maggi Cup kaka^^ Will write again if I have something new to tulan about
When wanna GO makan minum? ^_^ Don't forget call me wor, not in MMU plz 10Q ^^

Saturday, August 12, 2006

Ah Beng Rap, Dun pray pray.

Funny as hell~!! I used to have the whole movie ( short film actually ) during my mallacca alpha days. Can't belief i deleted it. Stupid.

Don't really understand much hokkien, but Hey, you don't really need to understand anything when an AhBeng is rapping with "tet-no" music blasting in the background. Instant classic.

Kan ni nabeh chau chee bai, that's all i need to know.


Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Bucket Full Of Shit Mega Sales

In view of the mega sales going on in all good shopping complexes, I would like to have a mega sales on this very site. However due to good response, most of the items are being sold before I even had a chance to announce it. Fear not, there are 2 items left that I would like to offer you, readers, at a dirt cheap price.

First up is a very cool looking guitar. It's a strat copy with 3 single coil pickups, 2 tone knobs and 1 volume knob. Ultra long strap to look fucking cool while playing (if u can play it that low). The guitar is about 6 years old and is still in good working condition. As a reader of this blog, I would gladly throw in a set of Ernie Ball strings. Good bargain eh.... I'm selling it for RM200. Check out this guitar at Lelong

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The second item up for sale is a Marshall amplifier. This baby is 10 watts, therefore it makes a good practice amplifier or for beginners. It's not that heavy so you can bring it anywhere you want.... friend's house, birthday party, toilet.... The amp is also 6 years old. Again, it's in good condition. Selling for RM250. Check it out at Lelong

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This is a very serious post! I'm really selling it. If anyone wants to buy it, plz contact me at narcolepsyz@gmail.com. If you buy both, i will give u a discount. Thanx guys!!!

p.s. The guy in red is one of our contributors, not me.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Niviak Saves The Day

2 post in one day, that probably sums up my holiday. Jumping from blog to blog , i came over to this site, hey howboutthat, our female counterparts~!! Oh wait, forgotten that mich is a female * big SLAP on face**ouch*
Well, there's one thing though, why are all the male lecturer getting all the attention?? Mr.Naeem, Mr.Lim, Mr. Shahiman, even the famous Snake Wong ( in another sub-site) and Mr.Pocket??(whoever he is) . This is unacceptable. What about the female lecturers?? What about their feelings?? Pity them being outnumbered by their male counterparts. Pity them not able to be the wet dreams of the colony of male students in FOE.

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Ms. Angela Amphawan
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-beautiful, sophisticated, model-liked height, hitam manis .
-chinese-indian parentage (i think) .
-forgotten what she taught me......daydreams, AhhHhhhh, heaven sent angel, AhhHhhh...

Ms. Ngu Eng Eng
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- cute name. engengengengengengengeng.
-straight up cili padi, sweet looking but able to lay a smackdown on your ass.
- narz hates her for asking him not to sleep during lecturer, how can you hate that sweet face?
-all together now, Boo sama Narz, BooOOooOOooOOoo~!!!!!

Ms. Teng Hse Tzia
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- nicknamed "ronaldinho", no idea why? go ask AhKean(aka Mr.Scholes) for clarification.
- no-bullshit-math-lecturer, she'll take no prisoners.

Ms. Florence Choong Chiao Mei
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- the new "chick" on the block .
- Mr. Mamun halftime substitution.
- dunno much about her, PureE students anyone care to do it?

Dr. Ian Chai??

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-WakakakaKakAKaKAKakAKAkaKAka.........LOL *rolling on floor, clutching my abdomen*
-OMG,OMG,OMG,OMG....... *wipe tears in eyes*
-sorry, my bet, couldn't help it......ahem, moving on.

Dr. Tan Ai Hui

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- FINALLY~!! The apple of my eye, the kyooootest one of all.
- i know i've mention this before, she's like an ipod nano which you can take and keep in your pocket. so cuteee that you wanna pinch her cheeks till it bleeeds.
- taught me during my 1st year, and yet again have no idea what subject she taught me. (whatever was i doing then, sleeping??)
- did i mention that she is cute..??
- smart, intelligent, cute, friendly, mesmerizing, cute (yet again).
- gosh i need to splash myself with cold water, i sound creepy and weird already.

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Confirmed whore.

I'M A CERTIFIED YOUTUBE WHORE.

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Final Year Project? NOooo....
Studying for midterm? NOooo....
Doing other project assignments? NOooo....
Cranked-up ipod? Yeahhh....
President Bush? Yeahhh....
Watching YouTube? Fuck Yeahhh....