World Cup Germany 2006

World Cup fever is here boys and gals! Here are my thoughts on this years' teams. Oh yeah, I support Argentina. Go Messi!!! *drolls*~~

Germany - They are the host nation, they can fuck anybody, anyway they want.

Poland - Even two of Germany's most prolific striker (both Polish born) are not playing for them.

Costa Rica - Paolo Wanchope, has been. The team, never been. Then again, Wanchope was a never been in the first place.

Ecuador - Nothing to say about them...

England - If Rooney plays, they play like the Malaysian team. Without him, they play like SMK Kampung Boyz team. Not that there's much difference between the teams.

Trinidad & Tobago - What can you possibly do when Dwight Yorke a certain player in the team fucks Jordan and has a 'special'child with her.

Paraguay - Paragliding out of the World Cup?

Sweden - Probably just slightly better than England. "You got Rooney, we got Ibrahimovic."

Argentina - The strongest team in the World Cup. They don't even need wonderkids like Messi to win games. Who wants to be the next team to receive a 6-0 spanking?

Serbia & Montenegro - This will be the first and last World Cup outing for the boys as the former Yugoslavia will split as a contry in the near future. No more S&M in a year's time. Sorry boys, your're here to make up the numbers.

Ivory Coast - With players playing for Arsenal and Chelsea, they have no chance in hell!

Holland - Their tactics? Pass the ball to Robben and pray that he doesn't dive on the way to goal.

Mexico - The salsa power will help them through the first round. That's all!! What do you expect from salsa? Like spinach to Popeye?

Angola - Your are better off crawling back to your former master, Portugal.

Iran - Haven't seen them play but I wonder if they wear long pants and long sleeves.. Hmmm....

Portugal - Might have a good chance if Ronaldo doesn't show off his Joga Bonito skills.

Italy - Camaronesi probably regrets not playing for Argentina but then again, Italy is not a bad choice.

United States - I hope they don't start picking up the ball, do a 'hit and run' on defenders and sprint towards the goal for touch down.

Ghana - Another Chelsea player in the team who happens to shoot blanks (not only on field *winks*).

Czech Republic - Keep on trying guys, you will always be a good team that goes nowhere in competitions.

Brazil - Fat striker? Short left back? BUgs bunny midfielder? Granpa right back? What a strange team but no chance against the normal looking Argentines.

Australia - Why don't you pack up early and go back down under....

Croatia - I must say, your jersey is quite nice for chess but football?

Japan - I bet the players watch homemade AV 24/7 in their hotel rooms.

France - What do you get when you put the world's best striker, nearly bald midfielder, and a bald AND short keeper? Another first round elimination withour scoring a goal!

South Korea - With France as group mates, you are sure to advance.

Switzerland - Famous for Marina Hingis, Roger Federer, Swatch, banks. Notice that football was not mentioned.

Togo - A lot of people have been asking me this, "Where is Togo?" My answer, "somewhere in Africa."

Spain - If they can get 4 past Ukraine, how about Tunisia and Saudi? 6? 8?

Tunisia - Honestly, do I look like I care about them?

Ukraine - Even Chelsea's new locker room gigolo striker cannot elevate the team's status to World Cup contenders.

Saudi Arabia - *refer to Iran*