Project Rockstar

Ever wanted a mini-rockstar on your computer table? Well, i don't give a crap if you want one or not, this is just another filler post. We are currently running dry of blog materials. Well, this have to do. So, shutup, sit back and enjoy( atleast act like your enjoying it).
This is a little mini project which i wanted to do since i saw this magazine called "Arts Project". So, i decided to do one out of sheer boredom. Since i'm a big fan of metal, I designed this little character with a "metal-rocker" theme. You can create any character you like actually, just need Adobe Photoshop and some creative thinking juices. My mini-rocker can be downloaded here. Just cut along the lines and fold. You don't need to be a genius to do it.

~Badass mofo'~

~Side view, with heineken beer on the right hand~

~The legendary "Devil's Horn" sign, a must~

Give it a try. Its entertaining and fun, plus it beats the hell out of studying for final exams.

Our Beloved MMU.

Our university had gotten famous. Well not suprising since we are 2nd in popularity for a local university. But its for all the wrong reason. While visiting jeffooi.com, earlier i caught this startling news about our beloved uni. Looks like any normal scholarship programme.....but with a twist. One of the requirements needed is race. Ah, Rasicsm, rasicsm ,rasicsm, the big-O taboo subject.......haih, gimme something new please. Its the same old freaking story, over and over again. Well this is not the 1st time i saw this in the bulletin board, i remember seeing it ages ago. Narz try to access the it, but fail to do so. Hmm, wonder why??*grin* Not that i don't have a problem with it, i do. Racial discrimination is a big NO-NO in my dictionary, but they tend to bore me until the end. Cmon, we stay in a country with 3 different major races, of course there's bound to be problems. Even 2 individual staying in the same house together can be sick of each other, what more if its a whole country.

Futher searching on the same site, i found another post about MMU. Boy, we sure are getting that 1st spot soon. Its a letter written by one of our graduated seniors. While waiting for the convo, he/she receive a letter of termination by MMU because he/she forgot to submit his/her MUET results. I won't spoil the whole thing for you. But yet again it doesn't come as much of a suprise to me. Its not the 1st time that i found out that MMU administration is incompetant, doesn't matter if its the finance or security, all of them share the same common bond.

~mmu, your journey never ends~

Hail The motherfucking Judge

this is taken from one of my favourite movie of all time, Hail The Judge by Stephen Chow. there are a lot of funny dialogues in the movie but it's quite impossible for me to show it all. here's an example of the funny shit... the audio is kinda crappy, so please increase your speakers volume. don't worry, it's not one of the scaring the wits out of you scam.

Behold the Greatest Prom On Earth - I

Before we go thru what went on during the night, let us discuss why is this uNite'06 must be the greatest prom even b4 the event started.

• 6 society 2gether-gether join to make an event.

Fuiyo, look at the number and the names of the club u also know this 1 sure happening adi 1 la. EngSoc got FOE leng chai, ITs got computer IT freak...err...nerd? (sorry, its juz a lame joke), FOMs FOM chun chicks~!!!!, CMC futher designer from FCM, ISS international student from everywhere in there world, and finally LAW society which i have no idea why they doing in cyber but i guess they must have known that this will be the GREATEST prom on earth, thats y they also wanna join gua...

• Most VVIP and VIP invited

Guess what we have in the house, Tun Mahathir with his wife, Tun Siti Hasmah, along with Datuk Mustaphar the higher education minister accompany by Dato Prof. Gauth, this is so cool weiii... We get to c our legendary ex-prime minister in real person at least once in our life time b4 he er..em... And our own university chancellor too. ( anyway we'll be shaking her hand also during the graduation day, so not so of a suprise) Mustaphar is here also, i tot he surpose to be busy with the IPTA entry thingy where all the straight A's student complain that they can't get JPA la, cannot study doctor la bla bla bla thingy, but he still manage to take out a bit of his precious time to come to this Greatest prom on earth, big applause for him.

If u feel that thats all, it is still nothing yet because there are only 4 people i've mention. More to come, ambassator from 15 countries also joined this event. It is not easy u know, to get these 15 representative to come, not like ah beng ah lian also can come 1 u know. And the last 1, before the event, the committee mention ' You all are VIPs during that nite, come and enjoy the nite, make it the most memorable nite of your life' HUAAAAA... i believe alot of people never been a VIP before rite? When people say like this, u go anot? Of course wear nice nice, class abit must go 1 ma, VIP wo...

• The 1 and only prom in MMU

Like wat it says, this is the only 1 and only 1 prom for this year in mmu. If dun wan 2 join this uNite'06, where else to go wo... Since they have no competitor, they MUST be the greatest prom at least in MMU Cyberjaya this year, congrats~!

• Having the most theme in 1 Nite

Image ... U attend an event, which is your graduation prom. U go there, meet up with your frens and all. At the same time, u got to be part of the participant in a peace conference, whereby u ask every1 stop killing the killers and vice versa. And more, helping MMU to brand it name and meeting with students from forgein countries, isn't it amazing? Isn't great? By just simply attend an event in 1 night, u got to do so many things at the same time. Great deal.

The story continues...

Behold the Greatest Prom on Earth - Prologue

Behold the GREATEST prom ever, joint venture organized by our very own MMU clubs : ISS, EngSoc, ITs, FOMs and CMC, supervise by STAD and SRC members. I hereby present to u:

uNite'06

An award winning event for

• Highest record of attendance in a PHOTO SHOOTING SESSION.
• The most LUXURIOUS meal provided in a prom nite ever.
• The CHEAPEST ticket rate for such GRAND event.
• The most number of VIP invited to the event. Total 1700++ VIPs
• The highest publicity ever made and the most HAPPENING current topic AFTER the event.

stay tuned, as the lastest blog member of the bucket full of shit contribute a piece of shit into the bucket...

We'll be BACK~!!

The crew is currently away due to examination. Keep your pants on.

~Paying attention in class is hard work~

~I Love Cats~

Kiasu Johoreans

i found this very interesting article on The Star today. apparently we have students who are attending primary and secondary schools in singapore. these poor students have to wake up as early as 4am just to get ready for school. that's about 3 hours before the fucking school starts!!!! they wake up at 4am while i sleep at 4am, neat huh.... apparently there are about 10000 young MALAYSIAN kids doing this. reason being?

“My parents send me to a Singapore school so that I can speak better English, as schools there use it as the medium of instruction.”

i just want to say "bravo!!!" to those who think so. i study in a MALAYSIAN SCHOOL, both primary and secondary. although i don't have excellent english, (dare i say) my command of the language is quite good. and i don't use Singlish la you know, u kiasu pieces of shit. i have a lot of friends educated in MALAYSIA and speaks GOOD english. it boils down on the way you, as a parent educate your children. if you want your kids to speak good english, speak to them in english (unless you're equally dumb as your 5 year old kid). make them read english story books or anything that interest them. last resort, send them for tuition.

"Her younger sisters attend primary school in Singapore while her parents work there as well; her father is a technician, and mother a clerk. "

oh my fucking god!!!! your bloody family is working and studying there. why don't you just apply for citizenship and get the hell out of malaysia. oh i know, the singaporean goverment probably rejected your application gazillion times because you are of no use to them. one's a technician, one's a clerk.... ada apa guna kepada kerajaan singapora? TIADA!!!

i really pity the poor kids, waking up at 6am for school everyday is a torture to me last time. 4am everyday? you might as well kill me. i don't blame the kids, the parents should not be so narrow minded. sure, they might have better english than your average Johoreans but think about the daily mental and physical torture your child have to endure every-fucking-single day. i guess living a stone throw's away from kiasu land really does make one a kiasu.

photo courtesy of The Star Online

Cheers to you.

Relating our previous post, someone actually left a comment on our YouTube account. Not that we are expecting any, but truthfully i was really curious about what someone had to say. As i log on to the account, the comment was like this

Come on. Its just a harmless little video of some innocent girl band. Don't go using harsh words on it. Not that I'm a big fan of them anyway. So to whoever who wrote it, please be more matured, k? Be more mature and understanding like me, the one and only niviak. Muahahahaha.

My reply to that bitch, i mean young lady.

Lampe Berger @@

Ahhhhhhh... After so long since my last post :P

LB aka Lampe Berger is a MLM company - multilevel marketing company. I guess many of you heard about it, the lamp, the plan, the RM2k & Rm30k.. I guess many of u been to the company b4 too Wisma HLA @ Jln Kia PenG -.- Fuyoo I remember!

I don't know much about this company though. I have some friends doing it as well. I been to the company and listen to their so called business plan. Don't know whether I was dumb or smart, I rejected it - to become LB distributor (in other words, recruiter/brainwasher)
Recently, my brother got brainwashed too, he brought the issue back home. And he keeps on saying "Fuck, i don't care i wanna join! " At that point, I really don't know how to "brainwash" him back. He sees LB as a Gold Mine, as if he could earn a lot from it. And guess what? The person who brainwashed my brother (the one who tried to brainwash me too) called me up and said:

LB member : Wei.. I know you're not interested, I respect your decision, but Jason is your brother, he has his own thoughts. You don't demoralize him.. Let him do
Mich: Oh... okok .. I know.. hehe, haha..

At that moment I felt like scolding her, Fuck what's the difference with your brainwashing? You can brainwash him I cannot meh ?? But she's my best friend, what can I say? I don't give a damn, I called up my parents and talk about it. Luckily my parents managed to stop him. Even though he wasn't happy about it, it's better than joining that MLM company and start recruiting everyone to pay RM2xxx to get the franchise!

Tell me is there any company asking people to pay RM2k to get the job and the funniest issue is.. you can briBE? You can pay RM30k to get a higher position? Holy crap? They never ending recruit and they claim themselves SELLING LAMPs. Hey come on u ppl selling lamp or the network? These ppl target students and make money from them. Like that everyone don't need study la, all go join MLM. You don't know you work like hell for your uplines, and you have to pay!? Pay to work for them? What is this? -.- ? Addition, does the product really follows the market price? I doubt.. I found this somewhere


Online Store: USD 35.20 (RM 133.76)
DCHL retail price: RM 222.00


Online Store: USD 698 (RM 2652.40)
DCHL Retail price: RM 7040.00

Wah!? Markup so god damn high? What happen to this company uh?? You can even get it cheaper @ Ebay. What business is this? Lamp business meh? Brainwash kids to get RM30k from their papa mama and throw it to the uplines. Some even quit their studies -.- And they tell the government they're selling lamps !? How many lamps u need to sell to get back RM30k?
How many students you wanna brainwash to get back your 30k? How many of them quit studies? How many of them start quarelling with their family to get 30k.

"No la,..ppl pay 30k stupid nia..you just need to pay RM2k to become franchisee ma... no loss la.."
Oh after a while, they pay 30k? RM2k is just a lure before they convince to the Count level!

"I just want to help you... this is a great opportunity for u la.. you just need this amount! Get 5ppl..blabla.."
Opportunity? Students quitting studies for this MLM. This is opportunity ah?

I don't mean you can't earn when u join. Some people do/don't but I'm sick of their attitudes. Asking people to join and brainwash people to get the money for it. The whole program is SucKing Money. They sell the plan to college kid and poor lady.. suck their money. Like this call opportunity?



=) I love LB