A & W

guess what you get when:-
a&w + root beer + vanilla float + an advertisment featuring a female model + free time + niviak ,who hates a&w + boredem

you'll get: a bunch of guys(and a girl) laughing hysterically while giving pervetic looks at each other

A&W, can't "come" on us? we'll "come" on you.......wait, isn't that McD?

Honestly i really loathe A&W ( Awfull & Waste of my fucking time). My parents just looooovees it, which is why it's a child natural sense of instinct to dislike whatever his parents like. Never like root beer to begin with, the burger is not that fantastic. So what if the coney dog had already been enlarged, the fries still sucked. Move over A&W, McD is the "in" thing now. But im expecting my future child to hate McD. Karma's a bitch.

Yes......It is McD~!!

Sixshot - Solo Transformer Assault Group

I luv transformers.....

A Tale of 3 Dudes

Never "Diu Gau" people's mother.

The Sun claims that Materazzi called Zidane a "son of a terrorist whore".
The Guardian claims that the charming Materazzi said, "I wish an ugly death to you and all your family," and then told Zidane to "go fuck yourself".
The Independent claims that Materazzi made an extremely derogatory comment about his sister. That version is backed up by lip-readers from the Brazilian TV channel Globo. They claim Materazzi called her a "prostitute".

Whatever it is, giving the same circumstances, if it would happen to me, I'll probably did the same thing as Zidane did.....much worse too. Of course you'll be pissed off if somebody cursed at your mother. But as a professional, you must keep a cool and calm attitude even under huge ammount of pressure. Oh damn, I just had a "Shebby" moment right there. This is where the line between professionalism and basic human nature blurs. Fight or Flight. Or flight first and then pop his ass in the parking lot when his entering his car. Or you could do a "Mafia" style drive-thru. Now that is what i call ironic. Whatever that rocks your boat, dude.

Oooo, and don't rub on people's nipple too.
Materazzi asked him: "What, don't you like it?"
The French captain replied: "A bit too hard to turn me on."
Picked up from some online article. Thought it was some steamy sex story at first.
Kinda ghey, don't you think?

ITALIA

Well well.... My prediction was wayyyy off but I did get the most important thing right, the winner. The French dives again, probably got some pointers from Wenger. I'm not saying that the Italians don't dive but that's not the point here. The point is, Malouda DIVED to get a fucking penalty and Mr 'my steel bald head can break your bones' Zidane was lucky to score it. By the way, what a header from him. I've seen some head-butts in my life but to the chest? Gotta give it to him for originality. It's a pity Barthez didn't show off his famous blunders, I guess he's a humble guy. Henry.... Just stick to Arse-nal.....

The score line was a bit disappointing.....very disappointing. I can understand why the French cannot score because the suck but why can't Toni score 5 goals to entertain me? Italian top scorer konon... Same goes to you Henry. Stupid Italians always give the ball away. Stop thinking about your clubs!! They will be relegated. And then..... Man Utd will buy a few of them and kick Chelsea's (and Liverpool... sorry Arsenal, you're not worth mentioning. Go play with Spurs) butt.

Anyway, 2010 will be Argentina's turn to lift the cup. Everybody else can suck Mourinho's dick for the next 4 years. I dunno why I said that......

Italy v France

The 2006 World Cup is finally coming to an end very soon. The final will be between Italy and France. I'm going to make a very bold prediction here, not just the score line but a minute by minute prediction. I shall start by naming the possible lineup for both teams.

Italy will play a 4-5-1 formation with the following players:
GK - Buffon
DEF- Grosso, Materazzi, Cannavarro, Zambrotta
MID - Gattuso, Pirlo, Perrotta, Camoranesi, Totti
FWD - Toni

France will have the exact formation too with:
GK - Barthez
DEF - Sagnol, Thuram, Abidal, Gallas
MID - Vieira, Makelele, Zidane, Ribery, Malouda
FWD - Henry

The following will be the minute by minute (almost) match prediction:

00' Start of the first half. Italy to get the game rolling.
01' Totti passes the ball to Toni. Toni skips past 2 defenders with only Barthez to beat. He shoots straight to Barthez who couldn't catch it cleanly.
05' Zidane passes to Ribery who races down the flank to cross it to Henry. Henry appears to be fouled by Cannavarro by the referee was not convinced.
11' A long goal kick by Barthez reaches Henry. He chested it down and raced towards goal with Materazzi chasing after him. A tackle by the Italian and Henry was seen going to ground and rolled in agony all the way to the cameramen. A yellow card for the absurb play acting.
20' Great passing by the Italian midfield leads to a Totti v Barthez showdown. However his effort was denied by the woodwork.
30' Gattuso wins the ball from Vieira and crosses it to Perrotta who races forward and crosses it to Toni who heads it wide.
34' Barthez dribbles the ball almost to the Italians half but losses it to Pirlo. Pirlo lobs the ball towards goal only to miss by an inch. What was the French keeper thinking?
41' French freekick. Zidane takes it by couldn't get pass the solid Italian wall. The ball bounces back to Toni. The Seria A top scorer makes a fool out of Thuram and goes one on one with Barthez.
42' GOAL!!! Toni scores his 3rd goal in this World Cup. Italy are leading the match.
HALF TIME

SECOND HALF
48' A superb cross by Malouda finds Ribery who chested it down and shoot towards the goal. Buffon was finally beaten! Ribery did a summersault celebration but landed awkwardly. It looks like a dislocated foot. To make matters worse, the goal was disallowed for offside.
49' Substitution: Ribery OFF. Wiltord IN.
55' A back pass by Pirlo finds Camoranesi. He goes for goal, hit the woodwork but Toni was there to head it back into the net. GOAL!!! 2-0 to Italy. France are in deep shit...
61' Foul by Materazzi on Henry. However Henry was furious and pushes Materazzi to the ground. Players from both teams were arguing and the pitch looks like a meeting between 2 rival gangs. Henry was shown a Red card while Materazzi received a yellow.
63' Free kick to Italy just outside the penalty box. GOAL!!! Andrea Pirlo with a superb free kick to put it beyond France's reach.
70' Substitution: Toni OFF. Del Piero IN.
72' Del Piero makes a mockery out of the French defence with his sublime skills. Barthez fouls him with a flying kick towards Del Piero's gut. The referee has no choice but to send Barthez off.
A penalty kick to Italy.
73' Substitution: Sagnol OFF. Coupet IN.
73' Totti steps up to take the penalty. GOAL!!! 3-0!!!
80' Camoranesi with a well taken long shot from just outside the box. GOAL!!! Italy couldn't have asked for more. They are 4 goals up.
85' All the French players are back to defend a corner. The ball drifts in towards goal. Zidane's balding head got to the ball first. A powerful header by Zidane ended up behind the net instead of clearing it. Certainly not something he would like to remember for the French legend. Can you believe it? 5-0 to Italy.
90' Another corner to Italy. Can Italy put another dent into the French defence?
91' Captain Marvel scores from a header. Nobody was marking the Italian captain. Goal!!! Big big mistake against someone the likes of Fabio Cannavaro.
92' End of match.


There you go, my prediction for this years World Cup final. A 6-0 victory to Italy. They have won the World Cup 4 times now. Henry, being the Arsenal player he is, has learn a thing or two from his former teammate, Pires. Vieira was not inspiring as his trademark sperm on the jersey was clearly missing. Barthez? Back with his usual blunders. How did I get my absolutely accurate prediction? I asked the crystal ball :)

Dear Mr. David Beckham

Dear Mr. David Beckham,

How are you? I notice that you are suffering some leg injury at this current moment. It is such a pity to sub you out from the match that causes you not being able to participate in the penalty missing feast.

While you were sitting on the bench, does the match recall any of your past memory for football? Rooney SENT OFF, England LOST in penalty. World cup 98 perhaps? Against Argentina, RED CARD, LOST in penalty, remember??? Poor Rooney, after suffering from the leg injury, he has to go through all these. I bet there is no 1 else knows exactly how he feels now other you Mr. Beckham.

Oh ya, please beg your club manager to allow C. Ronaldo to join you since he is so interested. Unless you wanna read some news about Rooney throwing pizza in MU dressing room to Ronaldo but ter-hit Ferguson. Dun worry, it will definitely be a good buy, Real Madrid will comfirm beat MU in Champions League with the present of Ronaldo, judging by the way he played for Portugal against England, got his club teammates sent off, and kicked in the last penalty :D

p.s. I felt sorry for you of your wife too. Cheryl (Ashley Cole's chick) who was sitting beside Victoria is way 'chunner' than her. At least Cole can feel a pair of natural boobies and 10 years younger.

From your dearest die heart fan
IloveDB