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Sunday, July 02, 2006

Dear Mr. David Beckham

Dear Mr. David Beckham,

How are you? I notice that you are suffering some leg injury at this current moment. It is such a pity to sub you out from the match that causes you not being able to participate in the penalty missing feast.

While you were sitting on the bench, does the match recall any of your past memory for football? Rooney SENT OFF, England LOST in penalty. World cup 98 perhaps? Against Argentina, RED CARD, LOST in penalty, remember??? Poor Rooney, after suffering from the leg injury, he has to go through all these. I bet there is no 1 else knows exactly how he feels now other you Mr. Beckham.

Oh ya, please beg your club manager to allow C. Ronaldo to join you since he is so interested. Unless you wanna read some news about Rooney throwing pizza in MU dressing room to Ronaldo but ter-hit Ferguson. Dun worry, it will definitely be a good buy, Real Madrid will comfirm beat MU in Champions League with the present of Ronaldo, judging by the way he played for Portugal against England, got his club teammates sent off, and kicked in the last penalty :D

p.s. I felt sorry for you of your wife too. Cheryl (Ashley Cole's chick) who was sitting beside Victoria is way 'chunner' than her. At least Cole can feel a pair of natural boobies and 10 years younger.

From your dearest die heart fan
IloveDB