S.H.E

Do you guys lurve S.H.E? Yes? No? Well, your thoughts doesn't count here. I saw this video long time ago, before this blog even existed. I just stumble upon it while arranging my files so that I have space to help niviak download his 10GB of College Fuck Fest. No, it's not MMU's College Festival althought I would like to hope so. Back to the video.... it's not a 'wow' video but the song is nice. It makes me laugh whenever I see the ending to this video, which I have edited to show just the end of it. Whatever she said in the video actually made some sense. That's like the smartest thing she ever said in her entire life. The whole thing is darn cute especially Hebe's (girl on the left) hand gesture at the end. Well, you got to see it to know what I'm talking about. :)

CV

Monday blues. I was suppose to write a short essay to complete my CV for my upcoming Industrial Training. But due to my short-attention span, i ended up with a "fan-fiction" version of the real thing.

During my primary school years, I was a lazy boy. I hated school. I always think of ways to prevent myself from stepping foot into that dreaded place. I would pretend to be sick or run to the nearest kedai runcit just as my mom drove off. The reason for this is that I hated every single one of those pathetic life forms which you call classmates. I call them losers. They are a bunch of dumb nitwits that I have ever met in my life. Calling them retarded would be an insult to retarded people. Their IQ could be even compared to a single cell organism. Hence with my superior intelligence, I had a massive advantage over them. All I could recall in primary school was bullying, criticizing, blackmailing, and cheating my fellow classmates. Due to my powerful mind, I aced every puny test with no complications. During Standard 5 and 6, I was given the privilege to become a school dog (prefect) twice, which I declined that offer TWICE (the teachers are also that retarded) because I realized that there are a lot of flat-chested-under-developed-bimbos in my school that time are literally dying to become one of them just to gain popularity and I swore that I would never sunk so low to their standard.

As I reached secondary school, things are as much worst as my primary school. The teacher’s are much more incompetence and the students are blinded with unstable teenage hormones. I was elected to be the Quarter Master while I was studying in Form 3, which this time I did not decline because I can snooze off in the store room during Pendidikan Jasmani. This is way better than becoming a dog. You might have thought that I was not an active student due to my excessive sleeping in the store room. As a matter a fact I was very keen on competitive sports such as “lompat pagar”. No, not the fence that you see in your annual school sports day, but I’m talking about the fence which divided the school compound and the outside world. Even though I had never won a single medal, but I am one of the best in the school. Competing against the ah-bengs in my school had managed to cultivate my self confidence, self management and also showed me the stupidity of the ah-bengs. This is proven as I never got caught before. I was also a school champion in “lompat tembok”. This involved a 2m high brick wall situated behind the school yard which I still hold the school record of 3.5 seconds to clear the wall and make a mad dash to the nearest cyber café.

Upon completing my SPM, I wasted too much of my time lepaking that I forgot to make any effort in finding a college to go to. Hence, coming to MMU was a last-minute thingie. Staying away from home during my pre-u year had thought me many things. I learnt how to be independent, blow smoke-circles with my cigarette, the pleasure of playing truant and the true meaning of life without the constant nagging from my demented parents. I was not as active as I was as a teenage kid during my MMU years. To me, after the age of 20 would be a time when you start growing sideways instead of up ways and physical activities should be reduced. These tender moments should be spend drinking beer/ getting wasted and playing DOTA. The only working experience I had is working as a sales promoter for ¾ day. Yes, it’s not a typo, ¾ days. This is due to the stuck-up management asking me to leave because of my vibrant hair color of green and gold. They did give me time to have a haircut and come back to work but I decided to choose option B instead. Which was to show the biggest middle finger that I’ve ever shown right in the face of the manager and wished him and his “hamka” (Cantonese for whole family) a very healthy and prosperous future ahead. Therefore I hope to be working for your company to gain more exposure in the working world without any complications………… or a broken arm or leg.

So, what do you think? Do you think i have a shot if i really send this in?

More midterm break rantings

Seriously, this issue has to come to an end real soon. You guys should stop bitching about having no midterm break this semester and do something useful. I just got this forwarded URL about an online petition, you can give it a look here.

"We, the student of Multimedia University, do hereby protest against the university's decision for not having a midterm break for the students to rest after a few hard weeks of studying."

Whoever that did this petition, 2 middle fingers and 2 middle toes to you. If you have time to actually make an online petition, why not use the time to rest your sissy ass. A few hard weeks of studying? I know hell lot of students who plays DOTA during the exam period. Studying hard? Go fuck your own balls!

Do you realize that if MMU were to grant you a one week break, all the planning for the coming academic year is screwed? No? Thought so too... Now go lick your ass!

When will we learn?

Reply letter from MMU

When will MMU students learn to shut the fuck up? C'mon, i'm sick and tired of this little brats whining over such a small matter. Enough already. They have to understand that its already well planned by the folks in MMU management for what is best and futher changing it will severely affect our program structure. Grow some brains would ya.

I mean this is not the first time we got fucked in the ass by MMU management. Take the ptptn loan for example, especially for my batch of enginnering students. The ptptn officials made a mistake on our course duration but they didn't do anything about it. Not a single thing. One story i heard goes like this.

MMU : Its your mistake you filled in the wrong course duration.

Student: Then like that, the whole faculty also made the same mistake.

MMU : Eii, kamu jangan kurang ajar pada saya tau !!

Futhermore, there are things like clashing exam's slot, incorrect attendance and the list goes on and on. We just have to cope with it. Think about it, what can you do in that 1 week break? Its so short, just a blink of an eye and its over. Then you would have to drag your sorry ass back here. Is that worth wasting your precious breath arguing with those retards up there?

Goes to show that, we, not as MMU student alone but as Malaysian, only knows how to complain. The world doesn't owe you anything( stole this line from the dean......hehe). Remember the increased of 30cents in the oil price?

Malaysia Boleh~lar !!!

KNNCB~!!!

Ma-chowder-hai~!! Took me 2 whole days to figure this torturous flash game.

Proves one thing though, i have fucking low IQ.
Just gimme some quadratic equations or integration and differentation, i'll be glad to do it.

Sidenote: what kind of parent hits their children when their spouse is not around ?!! maybe the creator of this game is the one with the fucking low IQ, not me. i bet his/her parent hits him/her alot, pitiful childhood ... haihhHhh~

Alcohol is Bad

Kids, underage drinking is VERY bad,

but just wait till you're older,

and you can have all the booze you want,

like this kor kor here,

~a friendly public service announcement by bucketfullofshit~

How to know if your lecturer is an asshole....

The first thing one need is an exam. Exams usually shows whether you paid attention in class, whether you copied notes or whether you study 10 years or 10 minutes before the exam. But...... I just found another use for exam. That is to test if your lecturer has a brain smaller than Paris Hiltons boobs. Therefore... your lecturer is an asshole if:

1) He changes the exam time without informing the students and act like it was like this all the while. The stated time was 7:45p.m. till 9p.m. but he changed it to 8-8:45p.m.

2) His 'superior' brain didn't think of informing students on which venue to go to. It was plainly stated the 3 venues but he neglected to inform us that lecture group EC301 is here, EC302 is there and EC303 is around that corner. Then he shouted at us to go to our respective venue, but we FUCK IT.

3) The paper was supposed to be 70% MCQ, 30% subjective but to our utter disbelief, it came out as fill in the blank and short explanation. Needless to say, I fill it with nonsense.

If your lecturer did any of the above, he's a certified idiot with a Sirim chop. Let's see some related pictures :)

Conspiracy theory 101

Mid-term test is around the corner. And as usual when im under pressure, i'll be very paranoid. It's in the genes, took it from grandpa. Then i begun to think. Something unusual is happening in Faculty of Enginnering (FOE), something strange. No, not the extremely dark hallways during the night. No, not the ghostly whispers in the fire escape stairways. And No, not the mysterious "tandas rosak" situated on one of the floors(which by the way is forever rosak). It's something more menacing. Something weird. *queue x-files theme song*

Do you notice that alot of our lecturer had surname begining with "ch-". Even our dean , Prof. Chua, begins with a "ch". Doesn't it sound suspicious to you? Do you think there's a conspiracy going on? What does this all means?? Is there something hiding behind those smartly dressed engineer? Perhaps is one of the Prof's evil plan to take over the world( ala Pinky and the Brain )? Or maybe developing a new kind of hybrid-super-drones for the military, by combining different kind of genetic dna from every single "ch-" lecturer. Possible? Yes? No? Are you freaked out by now? I'm guessing not

But come to think about it, i find that most of those lecturers that i wish to choke to death with my belt had surname beginning with "ch-". There's Dr. Chooi, that walking nerd who have more grandmother's story than, well, my grandmother. Dr. Chai, the biggest(literally) babboon with a mindset similar(or less then) a giggling 11 year old school girl. And also the local version of the entire cast of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy", the dean himself, Prof Chua. Does this proof that FOE hired them just by their surname?

Then what about the non-"ch" lecturers? Maybe they are the more capable ones. Maybe most of them are hired based on real qualification. Take Mr. Wong for example. I like his style of teaching, uses reward schemes(not scams) to get us learning. Not only teaching, some are just soooo kyooOOooottt~~~, eg. Dr Tan. She's like a little ipod nano which you can carry it around in your pocket. There's Mr. Shabiul(allegedly stated that god likes him), the toughest S.O.B that ever walked on the face of the earth. Are my assumptions totally plausible? Well with the exception of Mr. Siew, the chronic chain-smoker. His one smelly muthafucka. Kinda made you start thinking too, huh?

Not dis-respecting those with "ch-" surnames, especially narz

MP3 playerz

today we'll compare the 4 mp3 players that exist in my house. the iPod, iPod nano, Creative MuVo and the Sony Ericsson K750i. the comparison is made based on the ones owned by my housemates and me.

iPod

it features a whopping 30GB of storage space, 20 hours of battery life, video function and a host of other useless crap. with a 30GB storage, u can practically dump all your music, 'homemade videos', the xxx videos and a naked pic of your mom. this is a truly all in one machine except that you cannot play any games on it. but dun be suprised if Apple comes out with a 'playable' version in the near future. if u ask me, the only thing i would use the iPod for is listen to music. i dun need to store my photos in there and view it when i feel lonely. i dun need to store my 'homemade videos', what if my iPod got stolen? then the whole world will recognise me and that girl. the earphones are a piece of shit. it lacks bass. so for those techno lovers (yes, u lame fuckers who listens to the music which has the same beat for every song) out there, u should give the earphones to me and get yourself a Sony earphones.
Pros - 30GB, video functoin, reflective back which acts as a mirror
Cons - earphones

iPod nano

this is just a smaller version of iPod. i'm not sure if it's the 2GB or 4GB model. it has up to 14 hours of playback time. the difference between this and the iPod is the storage size, physical size and it doesn't have the video function. therefore, no risk of you being famous for the wrong reasons. for the price of this small piece of junk, i'll say it's not worth it. it'll be quite a headache for me as i cannot fit all my songs in it. i have to take my time to choose the best 2/4GB os songs out of nearly 15GB. the shape isn't very appealing either...
Pros - small size
Cons - not worth the price

Creative MuVo TX FM

a tiny machine with 512MB of storage. it can act as a radio and voice recorder. the best thing about this player is it's ability to 'cucuk' into any computer's USB port without having to bring any cables like both the iPod and the K750. it has a pretty good earphones too. the radio is quite crappy as it's hard to get a clear reception. this unit has broken down 3 times since i bought it, asshole... the display is quite small but is sufficient to view all that is needed. it runs on a single AAA battery and can last up to 15 hours of nonstop music. it has the worst specs among the 3 but for a RM440 device, what can u expect la...
Pros - the USB friendly 'cucuk' ability, earphones, size
Cons - storage size

K750

now this thing is very different from the rest as it is actually a mobile phone with music playing ability. i think it has a 1GB storage. it has a 2 megapixel camera and it's colour screen. the best thing about this is bcoz it's a phone too. i cannot comment on the sounds quality as i have yet to listen to it properly. it can play up to hours of music. you can also play games, watch video and listen to the radio. now this is the phone where you can record your naughty home videos. a friendly reminder to all, please transfer your 'video' file into your computer or a safer place.
Pros - a camera phone
Cons - price, storage size

after listing down all the pros and cons of the above devices, here's my pick for the ultimate mp3 player:
1) iPod (it's just damn cool to own one)
2) K750 (it's a phone too)
3) MuVo ('cucuk' ability
4) nano (sorry la, the price is just too much)

Janice "Wei Lan" Vidal album review

Warning : syok sendiri post

Day & Night Album

My Love

Oh god i can't get enough of her. Dear god , please. Why are you doing this to me? Please let me listen to other songs? Please release me of my addiction towards her?? PLEASE~!!!!!
But seriously, god, you don't have to that, coz i found my new religion, my new goddess, Janice Vidal. A mixed-race of Chinese, Korean and Filipino, she's founded by Leon Lai's record company and first caught the media's attention by singing one of Leon's essential tunes. Truthfully i don't really hear much cantonese song because to me, Hong Kong's artists has very little telent. Their singing ability are not to die for, they use their faces all the time and they try to do to many things at once. Many of them always go into acting and singing at the same time, which is a distraction from concentrating on their singing career.

Janice is different. Honestly i didn't know how she looks like when i heard her songs. This proves that she does not use her image. Definitely her unique voice caught my attention, very different compared to your typical Hongkie singer. Its charismistic and charming. Hypnotized me into a sea of unbalance hormons. She can sing well in cantonese, mandarin and english too. The negative side is, YES there are some cons, not everybody is perfect you know and im trying to be as "profesional" as possible. A few cover songs of other singers are used. And in both album, she recycle songs, english version and cantonese version, maybe just to fill out the album. But she don't have to do that, she's to talented to be doing fillers. I blame that prick Leon Lai, i blame you!! He who can't sing in the 1st place, trying to produce other ppl's album. Balik Beijing lar~!!

Conclusion, even though with my critics, i still think that the best is yet to come from her. She's still young, still raw. Only 2 albums and she is doing very damn well. I can't wait for her future albums.

My top picks from My Love album: 十個他不如你一個, 大哥, My Love My Fate, 心亂如麻

Day and Night album: In Love Again, 不可一世, 夏日傾情, My Eyes Don't Lie

My rating: 5 big "Fuck Yeah!"/5

I could put all the songs you know, but that wouldn't be fair, right? I don't know when im gonna stop listening it. Oh God, what ever happen to all my metal songs? Someone please throw me Slayer's "God hate us all" album before i turn into a softie.

Capote - Da Review

see that guy above? that's the main actor for the film 'Capote' which recently won the 'Best Actor' award in the Academy Awards. it's him alright... looks kinda gay ain't it. well, he is gay. errr, i mean the character in the movie, not him, although he might be in real life. the film starts with Truman Capote, a famous writer, frolicking about with 'high class' people. he was telling this joke which was not funny at all, his voice almost made be leave a shoe mark on the cinema screen, his body language made me want to vomit (like those few times after i had too much Chivas). or did the film start with the scene of a brutal murder, one we call 'ham ka chan' in cantonese (direct translation - whole family die).

anyway... after reading about the murder, he decided to write a book about it. to do that, he visited the 2 murderers. he befriended one of them and eventually that 'beast' pour his heart out like a gay fella would do. he succeeded in finishing the book, the masterpiece. however, this was at the expense of both murderers. why? go watch the movie to find out... fast forward... in the end, he got fame and recognition but the murderers got the death sentence. sobs

this is a tale about love (Truman's relationship with his male partner), lies and deception. the director was able to channel the emotion in the film to the audience. the story was very well told. however, it was a bit draggy. 2 hours is just tooooo long. further more, the cinema had less than 15 people. i should have brought a chick and 'ahem' there instead of sitting next to 3 other guys. but it was a good movie, i enjoyed it. only downside was the sluggish storyline.oh, the gay-ness in this blog...

Rating - drank 4 cans of Pepsi out of 5
*but vomited 1/4 of it later*

Brokeback Mountain - Review

Honestly, if its not because of all the hype bout gay cowboys, i don't think i'll have even a single ounce of watching it. C'mon, which part of "brokeback mountain" sounds gay to you. Anyway staight to the point, its about a story of 2 cowboys falling in love during their time together herding sheeps. Just look at it as a normal romance movie, only difference is that the director could not find a leading female actress and thus substituting it with ANOTHER male actor. Same old same old, boy meet boy, boy attracted to boy, boy feels lonely, they kiss, they hump, the end. Add some relationship problems in the middle and you'll have an award NOMINATED(not winning) movie.

The only positive plus of this movie, is the contrast of homosexsual relationship in a male-dominated culture which really caught my attention. Oooo, and also Anne Hathaway boooooooooobiess.

The sucky part, the story really kinda draggy and boring towards the end. When both characters went back to their normal life, getting married(with a female....don't get any stupid ideas), having children, those sorta things. Heath Ledger mumbling his lines during the whole movie causes much confusion. Jake Gyllenhaal does not look a single bit like a redneck cowboy, he still have his boyish looks even with the fake side burns and makeup. And also some guy kiss/hump guy scene, i admit, i have a slight homo-phobia. But definitely no problem if both of them are hooooot chicks.

In conclusion, good movie if you are into soft gay porn/romance. If you are a big homo-phobic, you should, by all means, avoid this and rent WWE Royal Rumble instead, where a group of men hugging, groping and cupping each other as an excuse to fight.

My rating : 1 "big middle finger"/5.

im still waiting for someone to shoot a film about 2 lesbian geisha falling in love. Whooo~ damn im getting horny already. At the mean time, im gonna indulge myself on some straight porn to cleanse myself of all this "gay-ness"

#3 shit

So.. I'm invited to this shit uhuh

Quote: "unfortunately, one of our contributors happen to be in the same category"
It means me isn't it? Ok, I admit -_-

- the blueserver is full of young kids. i estimate it to be about 60% below 15yrs old, 20% below 21yrs old, 10% below 25yrs old and 10% above 25yrs old.
Me 22, not young, not old, been playing in blueserver for 1yr +

- they have really really bad english. probably they are still trying to learn english or they are just plain stupid. as the popular phrase goes, "my england very bad wan"
My english very bad meh? I don't think they're learning english, in fact they're learning how to curse people with beautiful shortforms. e.g. cb, knn, mch, diuz, wtfbbq, tfk, zha L dou .. etc etc

- they like to swear. the most popular word is "cibai", short form being "cb". another famous phrase is "defend la cibai".
I never scold cb, I just fark them (high class a bit)

- when their hero dies, it's never their fault. it's always about other players. "mahai, why that fella standing there wan. come help ma. make me die only".
It's the other way round, they scold me

- noobs are certainly not allowed to play DOTA unless there's a game stated otherwise. a noob will always be showered with profanities. u might even learn a new word. a message to all those 'pros', YOU were a noob once too.
Noob / pro? It's up to you to define.

-Pro in noob's eyes-
"Wahh...Pro la SA(stealth assasin)..."
SA lvl6 ward can kill ppl easily, tell me where to find SA noob??

-Noob complains pro-
"You stupid damn noob la u"
"Who say I'm noob? Look at your frags la? noob..."

-Pro complains #1-
"Need to gangbang me or not? 1v1 la.. noobs..."
Oh yea? DotA cannot gangbang? 1v1 might as well go play street fighter / KOF

-Pro complains #2-
"Oi u dunno lich wanna cast ultimate ah? U stay near me for fux? Stupid noob"
Oh yea? You stay near me what, you can't go the other side? Why must it be me?

IMHO, pro or noob, keep it to yourself, if you're so pro, who cares whether the other teamates are noobs or not ??! You can play yourself rite? PRO! -.-

- the DOTA freaks have absolutely no life at all. they can brag all they want about getting godlike all the time but truth is, you are just another lame mofo.
As long as he gets -GodLike- , ppl will treat him as if he's God
"wah so GenG la............... our hero......... wahhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
God saves the world so does Godlike player save his team, that's what DotA about isn't it?

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Since I can complain over here. So here's my first complain
Screw Cyberjaya! Why is there no CHINESE Food !!!!!!
Can someone fucking tell me why? There're hell lots of chinese student's in MMU but not even one chinese stall in campus?? Screw MMU! Yes Yes I'm racist! I hate Malay organization/food etc etc. So does MMU hates Chinese... Arh
Sobz, why maggi..

Second shit in the bucket

wazzup guys, this is narz. if you frequent blueserver, you'll probably recognize this nick of mine. however....... i am not a DOTA freak at all. a friend mine is always using my account to play DOTA. therefore, if the narz in blueserver offended you guys, it's not me. this blog was created to review stuffs, be it food, music, books, movies, etc. anything that we find interesting. for my first review, i shall talk about DOTA. it's not much of a review, more like letting non-blueserver people know what's it like playing DOTA online. if you're reading this and have no idea what DOTA is, good, you HAVE a life. let's start the show.....

through my own observation and stories from my friends, i know a thing or two about those freaks in blueserver. unfortunately, one of our contributors happen to be in the same category. i shall not mention any names here. my 2 cents...

- the blueserver is full of young kids. i estimate it to be about 60% below 15yrs old, 20% below 21yrs old, 10% below 25yrs old and 10% above 25yrs old.
- they have really really bad english. probably they are still trying to learn english or they are just plain stupid. as the popular phrase goes, "my england very bad wan"
- they like to swear. the most popular word is "cibai", short form being "cb". another famous phrase is "defend la cibai".
- when their hero dies, it's never their fault. it's always about other players. "mahai, why that fella standing there wan. come help ma. make me die only".
- noobs are certainly not allowed to play DOTA unless there's a game stated otherwise. a noob will always be showered with profanities. u might even learn a new word. a message to all those 'pros', YOU were a noob once too.
- the DOTA freaks have absolutely no life at all. they can brag all they want about getting godlike all the time but truth is, you are just another lame mofo.

i'm glad that i'm a noob in this game. for all u DOTA players out there, if you do any of the things mentioned, you have no life. just a disclaimer for this blog, it is intended to be a place where we fuck around with our reviews. if you feel offended, then fuck off.

Introduction

ALAS.... A bucket full of shit is born. A blog site mainly to review whatever tom, dick and jane objects that we can get our hands on. A site created mainly for one purpose and one purpose only, in-your-face pure BULLSHIT!!. If you are hoping for a profesional site with accurate reviews then this is the wwrong site for you to waste your pityful time on. Be prepared to be bombarded with overly biased reviews, bad english, profanity, irresponsible quotes, disturbing images, and maybe a touch of homo-bashing. So whatever it is, albums, artist, handphone, mp3 player, food, games, movies, toilets, we'll review it!!

But seriously jokes aside, don't take our words for real. Please. We won't be held responsible if your friends start throwing stones at you.